When Black Stapler was let go last week, the official reason was: "Job Elimination."
Oddly, the company felt this was an important time to start paying attention to the way they present information, so the e-mail sent to employees was subject to a bit of spin:
"Black Stapler has left the company to further her career growth."
Although this happens to be true (any stapler could see there was no career growth to be had here) – what ever happened to honesty?
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I am a lowly black Stanley stapler. Other than my secret envy of all red staplers, I am content to reliably participate in the production of mediocre busywork. I have perfected the art of looking busy while poking my friends on Facebook. Because it makes you look bad, I always skip lunch and I regularly volunteer to work on weekends.
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