4.03.2008

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

Black Stapler had an important meeting today. When all parties were present and accounted for, Black Stapler heard these words:


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. We've decided to let you go. Your position has been eliminated."


Black Stapler could pretend to be surprised, but instead will return to her office for the last time, pack up belongings (using the list she wrote yesterday just in case this ever happened,) and leave so quickly the door will have NO chance of hitting Stapler in the behind.

Copyright 2008 Stapler Tales

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